Angels & Demons : Hu-man(e) Vs God

Would be a History lesson you would love to attend

 

Now now now..Mr Brown really did upset some religious people with his little history lesson right there. The book was termed  ‘anti-Catholic’ and the author was considered as a ‘Catholism’ basher  after his unique attempt to impress the crowd ( which was more than an attempt) turned out something like an attempt to set the churches on fire and fury. Strong believers (or rather blind) of Jesus Christ were filled with rage when they completed this book ( and cursed the very day they bought it) . The book not only made people curious but also showed us the fights, the arguments, the discussions going about a not-neglect-able topic. Running towards an automated life, when almost everything is discovered and the ‘Nerdy’ people say the world is JUST becomming ready for more, do we actually know what happens after the death, the secrets that were never told (obviously, thazz why there called secrets),never revealed,never discussed. Were we to afraid to discuss or debate or were we just ignoring it (right everything else, the Shouting boss, Friends Sister, The Exam Results, etc….).

The book talks about the resurrection of an ancient anti-catholic cult , The ILLUMINATI(not the CFL company guys). Highlights man’s urge to make more, take more, break more.

The HEROES entry is in a filmy way,when he’s in the pool, just about to go and have his daily wine dose when he sees this envelope, since he was really expecting this he opens it like a kid opens his Christmas present and WHAM!!!,not quite what you expected haan kid .He turns it upside down and WHAM !!! again..damn where did THEY come from. Far Far away from him, in the Swiss alps, the Nerdy people who just can’t go home and live with their beautiful wives, just keep poking from here and there ( attention seekers) were

just having fun seeing some tiny particles rock each others world , making them bash into each other. The WALLA we have something,ANTI – MATTER, which was considered as ANTI-GOD and stuff. So the guy behind all this fireworks show, was murdered( Tana!!! Rings the bell) yup murdered and marked (Like,,,don need to check, i made it sure he dies, intelligent hmmm) . So now, the girl in the picture , a yoga person ( JAI BABA RAMDEV) decribed again with the shrills and thrills (Mr Brown is indeed the best of what he does), the dead man’s daughter is GUSSA and is searching for something (No, Not his will!!) . And when she doesnt find it, WHOOM,all hell breaks loose.

Again somewhere far far away, the CHAUKIDARS are watching a live feed of a Shiny Little thing, hanging in the air (Not Keeping with thier reputation, they were not drunk).

Now the HERO , Mr Lantern (oops Langdon) is suddenly in the Vatican (and is shit scared…”Theyr gonna kill me man”).

For the people there, Mr Langdon is not the usual we’ll-help-you kinda guys, he was you-&%$@ kinda people. who was considered as a the revealer of Catholic Concpiracys.

Then again we have the phyco thug, killing people around, then going back to his DARAWANI HAWELI for the deserts.

Since no one likes to sit idle ( There not paid for that are they) ,Mr Langdon meets this Camarlengo person ( how do words hard to spell get invented), i am still not able to figure out wass that the guy’s post or his name, Who is this big time fan of Jesus Christ and believes Man’s the most noblest of animals, Women are the most divine creatures, and the world is filled with lemme-help you kinda people.Lets call him the Mr Nicey ( easy to spell), expresses his faith in our nice guy, and makes him the warrior of god (Go Kid, walk the path of light, my blessings and spies are with you). When someone is so gooody, its this obvious human nature of Kuch to Locha hain sorts.

I Almost forgot, our Yoga girl, has also arrived, he greets Mr Langdon in her own Yoga way and there they are an ANTI-CATHOLIC with a SCIENTIST blessed with the SUSPICIOUS PRIEST to WALK DOWN THE PATH OF LIGHT. Good job Mr Brown, their all here

 So they explore the beautiful and divine city with a psycho killer on the loose, they enjoy the BURNING beaches, the DROWNING water fall, the KILLING crowd and many more broken lamps on the Path of Light.

Its the war between the Intellects and Spiritualists, both sides have a strong foundation and can really convince anyone with their rhetoric skill to be on their team.

Read the book and decide your side

Amen..

 

Deception Point : Fictional Parade

An addictive tale, full of everthing that make it a bestseller

In our course of life, we come across a lot of Deceptions, in some cases we can see the real picture, in most cases we can’t. Look around you, there are deceptions everywhere the padosi aunty, the Badmash Neta, your boss, your best friend ( i dont write this coz i am pessimist, itz just coz its true!!!). To come over them, one has to have an obstruction free vision and patience.
Leaving the mysteries of life, lets move on to the DECEPTION POINT, Mr Brown has once again targeted an intelligence agency ( I wonder why security agencies indulge in all this!!!).
The individuals who are chosen to make our life a little easy to live and to make it complication free, who have all the brains in the world, who are sworn under some oath to protect us and all..i think all of this is a deception.
The honesty and modesty of all the Nation’s Security Pillars are out in the open, and indeed has always been a hot topic of debate.
So, the book deals with a rock falling on our motherearth somewhere where it is too icy.And goes down deep and stuff.
Another intelligent girl ( I wonder why Mr Brown loves idealism) is sent in the chilling winter so as to take a peek at that big rock(poor darling), she is our HERIONE. Now when she goes there, where some geeky people have set up the whole shabang, the warm Jacuzzi, a multi- cuisine restaurant, a pool table and ya the less important  Chota sa lab to do research on that rock.Considering it’s a research facility, its certainly well equipped.
Now, while people were just busy having their share of fun , some bad guys ( Can’t have a life without them,and also with them ) who just did not enjoy such facilities and were somewhere   in a tent(in the killing cold), JASOOSING on these people ( Whether they were just being envy, or were actually serious is still a mystery). When the research is going all hay-wired and all the geniouses of earth are not able to figure out a tinne winnee thing, BANG , the Holiday resort turns into a Mortuary, in a watery massacre ( Read the damn book and you’ll understand why watery) our crew was hunted down, seems not everyone was a good swimmer,so not everyone survived(Acha hain, i didn like all of them, just too intelligent). Oops did i mention the Hero , he is some oceanologist thing ( the term maybe wrong, but you get the thing right??) we also have the chamcha (the spoon).
While they are just having an underwater dinner (our Crew), we have the highly paid boss, in his AC cabin with his secretary ( was it the secretary or somethinn else makin him sweat ).And man, the secretary was damn hot, i mean i read the page with her description 5 times, Mr Brown indeed knows who to cast and who to kill ( the boring intellects).
Now, when we have a huge debate that whether the slimy creatures on the rock, are  the children of mother-earth, a drunkard’s imagination, or ET Species ( Extra Toasted ooopps again Terrestrial), the intelligent girl comes out with the best dialogue of the book , somethinn like ‘ Have you seen all the slimy creatures of the planet, its a big god damn planet you know, not your backyard’ (Ohk so not exactly that but …samajh lo yaar), Ha ,right back at you , what do you think now Mr I-Know-Everything.
As the story unfolds, and after the intelligent girl ( its too long to type, lets call her exhibit A) aka exhibit A spills the beans and lets them know the nation’s deep dark secrets (auright, its not some nex gen chocolate,bad girl) , they start seeing the bigger picture(  about time).
And down there, in the big city far far (far very far actually) from the action, the hot secretary ( lets remain with that, i don’t mind typing that..) is rocking the world with her right-back-at-you capabilities.
So, after they get over all the deceptions, the big villain uncle is weeping(awww poor kid,should’ve thought that earlier) in a dirty smelly jail for doing baddy baddy things and messing with the wrong people, the secretary with her unique and standing out TALENT is having a better time, and the HERO and HEROINE are back in the Jacuzzi.
And the lived or rather (…..) happily ever after.

P.S.: Just to let all of you know, the hot secretary was not the HEROINE, she cudve been if i were the author but i guess you always don get  what you want, maybe in AGLE JANAM, i suppose i’ll be the hero and shell be a the heroine( Courtsey Mr Dan Brown)

Digital Fortress : Encrypted Fantasy

Would really be a treat for all the techie's out there

 

So now we move on to enter a world of Digital Mysteries. I wonder that even this book could’ve been called The Da Vinci Code,but i guess that’z me, although the book deals more seriously with Cryptic codes and stuff but i guess if Mr Brown want’s a fortress, he gets one.

A fortress is not to be taken in the literal way, we dont want people to say in the end ‘ Lee No Fortress, i want my money back’.(Bad Joke i know).

I read the book quite late, when all the Vatican people ( came to know who they are after the Da Vince Code) debated all night about the Release of the Movies, due to which the movie recieved the  much neede hype, and in HINDUSTAN ,JO DIKHTA HAIN, WO BIKHTA HAIN, the Da Vinci Code posters were all over the news, our responsibe and very busy Mass Media who has all the time in the world, for covering all the things in world , worked more than the Movie Trailors. If you can make them curious, they’ll go for it,and if you dont, sell the Movie tickets cheap, then the halls would be flooded with from people

Now, the book has this extremely pretty , intelligent, calm, witty(at times) girl who can be termed as our HERIONE ( the girls in NOVELS can be as IDEAL as having a corruption free state). At the age when we were playing Super Mario and Contra, she was breaking codes and all.

Its interesting to know how somebody like her can do all that!!!!(OOps not further, i forgot no Censor board for the Blogs)

So she works for the NSA ( US wala yaar) in the Cryptographic Department,she’s actually the head.you know after reading the book i started to learn cryptography, bought at expensive book, made up mind that ‘ This time toh i’ll Pakka complete it’ and got as far as the Introduction and I am still looking for the book ( I wonder where i kept it). We also have our HERO, this tough many language dude who can speak a lot of languages ( ohhh thaz why he can sweet talk her into everything!!!) and our HERIONE is really impressed by him. Now when she was planning for a romantic night ( now hold your horses right there) TRING TRING !!!! and she’s in her office on a holiday( So much for romantic evening near the fire place honey). Now as a government employee that can only happen in the US, or rather anywhere outside HINDUSTAN, but its bad to comment on our very own, hard working, devoted,loyal, professional good old BABU’s who work day and night and can be given the sole credit of taking our Democratic Nation where it is today.  ‘Good work fellas, keep sippin the CHAI’s and STUFFING the SAMOSAS’. Mr Brown has not let the US down, and helped it to keep up with it’s reputation of surpsing us once again with it’s technical developments.I wonder if there’s a book on Indian dishes, should just send them to Mr Obama with note ‘ Take this for Innovation Mr, Your 20 Burgers and our one WADDA GlASS LASSSI and ALOO PARANTHA Ha’. People at the NSA have this big set of chips and wires and stuff in their Air Conditioned garage, just to keep it cool. Obviously if i would breaking a Million Codes a second, i’ll sweat to death without the THANDA. And then there’s this person, who built the damn thing ( and he wasnt a GORA you know !!!), wanted the AAM JANTA of the US to know about it, but the big bull didnt, so  he took charge, did some bad things, initiated a recursive procedure , and dies.

Now..how to stop it remains the question. Remember our HERO, he plays the hero, goes out of town on a sponsored trip or rather an adventerous vacation. But like always we have a slimy,dirty, high techie thug who’s on a killing spree and hired by some bull at the top.

Don’t think its only the HERO who’ running around, our pretty girl is having her share of ups and downs.

And filled with some funny moments is a story with every Indian Masala, the suspense, the Murder, the big bad boss, the cute pretty girl, the paid thug, foreign locations, side actors who try to make their presence felt, and ya our Bad Boy, the villain uncle.

I would recommend as a must have ( also a must read), not a good gift for your girl friend though, she may not like it.

Try Gifting her Twilight, shell love u till eternity.

And if you don want that( I wonder why), then don’t gift her anything my friend and she’ll love you only till the chosen one (the one does gift her Twilight) come in her life