One Night at the Call Center: Another Rabbit out of the Magician’s Hat

A tale of Love,Emotions & Reality

Now, since my first post received some appreciation (m so flying) ,and my friends have asked me to write more (so that i don bug them with SMS’s) so  here it is,another one from our kid. After his first work, the kid has gained some experience of the locality,and indeed came up with something more interesting and witty but with a little amount of fiction, i mean c’mon guys if god was to call evrybody for doing stupid and BAD things, i would’ve had 100 missed calls by now. Ha, MISSED call from god,could not have been better.
So Moving on, since our Kid has understood the fact that to be a successful writer in HINDUSTAN,you have to make people feel nostalgic, or rather excite them. People here really admire the story they can relate to, something that’ll make them go ‘Man Thazz exactly what happend’.
And,for the other lot ,who don’t feel excited there is fantasy (now don be a perv and don think i am as well). Life which many people haven’t seen and witnessed. That’s such a nice tactic, first heat the metal by making people nostalgic,and then strike the hammer,using their curiosity, as your source of income.WOW.
Now as for the book ( If we don Stray away!!!).It portrays the life of 6 noble souls(Sarcasm haaaan) working in a call center easy money as many would say,but lemme be honest, after reading this was just about to run away from home to work in one of those crowded,smoke filled, easy money making machines. But then mom served aloo paranthas,and i slept,next morning when I woke up,was just feelin too lazy.
OOPS!! here i go again,babbling about me.So moving on,we have 3 chicks,2 guys, and one virtually nonexistent Old Uncle, (also extras like the boss,the cab driver,the DJ nd all). The evergreen concept of ‘ My Girlfriend’s Mom Doesnt like Me’ or ‘ Shit Man!!! My Girlfriends gettin married, to another guy!!! Lets party Yo’ nd all is still there,
but here our kid is able to display the true ‘You Touch my Girl,and i’ll screw your happiness’ feeling with a touch of elegance and humour.
Then there is this struggling model,who just slept around with a few people to make a career ( in modeling!!!) but then accidentally someone suggested (or rather commented) ’ Oh Darling!! Your Just to short to become a model’  guess she didn’t see this one coming.
Then we have one of those ADARSH BHARTIYA NARI who would touch her husbands feet even before he enters the house, would have a pallu over her head, would keep the Hitler Saas Happy, and gossip about the Hubby in The washroom with her Friends(Adarsh Indeed baby).
And ya, the Virtually Nonexistent Uncle, dont have much on him, coz as i mentioned he WASS Virtualy inexistent.
The story goes like Delhi – Jaipur National Highway, with a couple of smooth patches and a lot of head breaking bumps.

All in all, the kid has become familiar with the locality, and has earned a reputation that even a book on Nursery Rhymes could be sold out with  CHETAN BHAGAT written all over it

This was by far the longest post, so if your reading this, than others might term you as vella.but i’ll not.